Ishmael and Napolean
Saturday, September 27th, 2008Ishmael traveled with me to my parents’ house in Santa Cruz (Aptos, actually) during Summer break, when I was working in the Graphics group at HP. I got a call from my friend Jim, recently graduated from Stanford and married, that his wife (I was their best man), was “making him” get rid of his French Lop rabbit, Napolean (clearly, this all had something to do with attracting women). I drove up in my VW bug and picked up Napolean (these weren’t fragile li’l mini-lops — these were rabbits), and brought him back down to Aptos. Ishmael had been living in the back-of-the-garage-library-turned-bedroom before I got Napolean, but when Napolean came back I put them both in a large enclosed yard at the side of the house (maybe 10 by 30 feet), after insuring that they got on OK (you’ll be able to tell in a moment I really didn’t know squat about rabbits). My little sister Diana was with me when I put the together. Napolean started mating right off the bat, but I thought they were both male, so strong was my faith in the pet store owner. I remember my sister asking something about it, but can’t recall exactly what it was or what I said — stuttered I’m sure, if I said anything.
Over the next month, I’d see Napolean laying around or eating, doing nothing really, while Ishmael worked tirelessly, day after day, for quite a time on a burrow — digging away, pushing dirt up and out, perfecting the entrance. I was dense. One morning before work, I looked out the window and saw 8 or so fur balls hopping around the side yard, with Napolean and Ishmael — I hope that I got it before that, but I certainly got it then. There was only one thing that Napolean ever did that had an analog in human nobility, and I didn’t see it until after the bunnies came — if anyone approached, each and every time, all the bunnies shot into the burrow, then Ishmael, then Napolean. I love that.
I was around a lot of animals as a kid and through adulthood, including monkeys, mainly stump-tailed macaques, that my father and brother saved as members of the Simian Society (http://www.simiansociety.org/), and I still watch animal shows unless there is some cosmology show on… an internal battle … I don’t see males doing what we’d call work in (m)any other species, and I think that its a miracle that human males do substantive work, even to the death — its amazing — given where we come from .. that human males work seems remarkable. We are still in transition though, my brothers.
PS — the best way to sex a rabbit is to put two of them together — if they start fighting immediately, they are both male, if nothing beyond sniffing happens, they are both female, otherwise one is male and one is female, and its clear which is which — NEVER get between two males — yank them apart from above and behind, or better yet, make sure they are both in cages beforehand — you’ll get badly sliced otherwise — I won’t make that mistake again!